Quotes About Urination

to pee or not to pee that is the question

No, wait, I drink any more java, I'm gonna start pissing Colombians.

Retour atroce, hier, dans le RER, en raison de l'envie d'uriner. Cette rétention a entraîné les douleurs de la nuit.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

No one's urine smells as good as your own. The

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

Pissing and thinking have a lot in common, he thought. You can put them both off.. But not forever.

Then came that sigh. I wish I had had a tape recorder handy every time in my life that I heard a boy sigh at the outset of urination. What a lovely sound. So much satisfaction. Girls sigh far less often before they pee, and not with the same devotion, I think. If only I had such a recording of boys' sighs. I would lie on a pillow in the sunlight of the late afternoon, sometimes listening to Chopin, sometimes Schubert, and sometimes to the sighs, seriatim, of all the boys about to pee.

Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.

I've been pretty lucky with neighbors. But back in 1998, I lived, like, literally next door to Wrigley Field in Chicago. And I had, like, 50,000 bad neighbors spread out over the course of one summer. I'm a diehard Cubs fan, but living right next to the ballpark, it's just - as you're trying to go to sleep, you can just, like, hear urination.

Male urination is a form of commentary.

Astyages had a daughter called Mandane, and he dreamed one night that she urinated in such enormous quantities that it filled his city and swamped the whole of Asia.

Emancipor stood in front of the small bush,listening to the birds chirp to greet the morning whilst he emptied his bladder. "Look wel on that yelow, murky stream, Mister Reese—" The manservant started at the voice beside him. "Master! You, uh, surprised me." "Thus reducing you to a trickle.

I go over the mistake in my head a dozen times a day. How I was hiding in a closet upstairs at the Salinger house. How I had to pee but couldn't leave. So I pissed in a mug—a ceramic mug—and I put the mug down on the hardwood floor of the closet. I ran when I had the chance, and there is no way around it: I forgot the mug.

If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.

People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer — they just like to pee a lot.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

Right down the street is the world-famous Times Square. Although this area is best known as the site where many thousands of people gather each New Year's Eve for a joyous and festive night of public urination

Thanks stadium pal!

Tea, tea! What is it with tea? I have passed urine samples that are stronger than this. Gimme a coffee, now!

Men, they were able to conjure it up immediately, that was one of their powers, that thunderous splashing as they stood lordly above the bowl. Everything about them was more direct, their insides weren't the maze women's were, for the pee to find its way through.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.