Quotes About Aging

People talk philosophically, Oh, I don't want to live past 100.' You know, I'd like to hear them say that when they're 99.

If we could scrape away what time does to men, we would love every boy.

In the autumn of your years don't make it so that what you look back on is regret. Live your life now so that whatever you do gives some sunshine before you head into the winter of your life.

When we age we shed many skins: ego, arrognace, dominance, self-opionated, unreliable, pessimism, rudeness, selfish, uncaring ... Wow, it's good to be old!

While there is nothing wrong with physical desire per se, and wanting a partner who you consider to be physically attractive, you should also understand that if you are serious about finding that special someone and perhaps growing old with them, looks fade but character does not.

Silver surfers ... nah, that's old hat. Retire a gold surfer with Cosmic Ordering.

Po dosažení ?ty?iceti let za?ne hladina testosteronu postupn? klesat. N?kdy i n?kolik dní za sebou nemyslí na sex! V ložnici nahrazuje kvantitu kvalita. Te? nemusí nic dokazovat a je klidn?jší a moud?ejší. Ve skupin? a pracovních situacích se stává tichým v?dcem. Cení si p?átelství a je te? pro sv?t nejv?tším p?ínosem.

One of the problems with computers, particularly for the older people, is they were befuddled by them, and the computers have gotten better. They have gotten easier to use. They have gotten less expensive. The software interfaces have made things a lot more accessible.

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

He checked himself without really looking at himself. He was ten pounds heavier and a few dozen hairs grayer than he'd been the year before. He knew that. He didn't need to see it again.

The human birthright includes the possibility of an easy death at extreme old age if we are healthy. Alternatively, we may experience a lot of disease, but with medical intervention probably live almost as long, suffering from suboptimum health all the way through. It's our choice.

Every year it's gonna to be a new one, and every year it's never gonna be me. I'm just gonna me Mike. Twenty-year old Mike. Thirty-year old Mike. Old mean old man Mike.

I lost my speed in my 20s. I lost my power sometime in my 30s (although I don't know exactly when—I was too fat). What has still remained is stamina and endurance, and a feel for the water.

Which makes it life's deepest irony that children wish so deeply to grow up and the old wish nothing more than to be young again.

Men are like wine, some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. —Pope John XXIII

So you say, with your shiny hair and pouty lips - and those breasts - just wait till you start dropping whelps, they'll be at your ankles one day, big as they are - not the whelps, the breasts. The whelps will be in your hair - no, not the shiny hair on your head, well, yes, that hair, but only as a manner of speech.

One thing that I really like to do is, I'll look in the mirror, and I'll imagine that I'm rapidly aging, until I'm just a skull.

People go fishing and hunting and playing basketball and hiking and skydiving and all kinds of things that can hurt you seriously, and they don't have to stop doing that when they get older.

I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.

My back only bugs me when I sleep wrong. I feel my knee more than anything, the left one. It's arthritic. I have a bad nerve in the back of my eye.

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.

I don't think that sliding down a wall with a bottle of Sancerre in your hand at 6:30 in the morning is particularly attractive when you're approaching 40 and you've got a kid.

It's odd to meet a rather elderly man who says, 'I've been reading you all my life.' It makes you feel a slight chill.

The mere process of growing old together will make our slightest acquaintances seem like bosom friends.