Quotes About Aging

It would be sad if my best work had been 20 years ago and now I only had memories.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Marry someone you love to talk to, as you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other for serious relationships.

Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear.

Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear. Happy Anniversary.

When I look at you, my dear, It doesn't seem like you've aged, To me you're just as beautiful, As the day we became engaged. Happy Anniversary.

How do you plan to celebrate your yearly milestone that marks your race towards old age and death? Haha. Just kidding. Have a superb Birthday.

As you grow older, make sure you count two things ? your calories and your blessings. Have a great Birthday!

Sorry I forgot your birthday, my memory gets worst year after year. I think you understand what I'm talking about.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.

Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian.

The more you age the more valuable you become. I think your value is priceless. Happy 60th Birthday!

Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. I'm just kidding. Happy Birthday!

Every wrinkle has its story. You must have a lot of stories to tell. Happy 60th Birthday filled with lot of happiness and joy!

How do you feel with 60 years of wisdom? Happy Birthday!

Whats the matter with you? The older you get, the more attractive you become.

As you're turning 65, you can probably appreciate the many modern advances that we have today. Back then, the only cell phones were the ones in the county jail! Times do change! Happy Birthday!

Wishing you a remarkable and unforgettable 80th Birthday!

You dont look a day older than 70!

Wishing you a magnificent 80th Birthday!

The more you age the more valuable you become. I think your value is priceless. Happy 80th Birthday!

Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.