Quotes About Aging

A new friend is like new wine when it has aged you will drink it with pleasure.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

Respect the old when you are young, help the weak when you are strong, confess the fault when you are wrong...because one day you would be OLD, WEAK, WRONG.

Respect the old, when you are YOUNG. Help the weak, when you are STRONG. Forgive the fault, when you are RIGHT. Because, one day in life you'll be OLD, WEAK, & WRONG...

Im so scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young. So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun

I'm ok with being young, ill use it as excuse but I'm not getting any younger.

So, I was driving today and I had an epiphany. Being young only lasts so long, you have your whole life to be an adult.

So scared of getting older I'm only good at being young

I'm thankful for still being young, and I'll capture every memory of my young life, to be memorized when I'll grow old.

This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.