Quotes About Aging

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles

Botox is as common as seagulls in Sarasota, but most of the women I know who use the dermatologist's little helper still have full range of expression. Except squinting, of course.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.

Liza took her time sipping her tea. "That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future.

Something I've noticed as I get older is that I do think about the future more. It's all positive thinking.

I like getting older. When you're in your twenties you're really forging for your future. Things take shape later on.

The laziness of adolescence is a rehearsal for the incapacity of old age.

It is well we cannot see into the future. There are few boys of fourteen who would not feel ashamed of themselves at forty.

I think we need to make sure that we are putting Social Security on a sustainable path. It's absolutely something that the federal government is going to be involved in, in the future.

I'd never say no to surgery in the future, because I feel like, as I get older, I'm going to face temptation more.

The ultimate goal is to be more satisfied. I really don't believe you get wiser because you get older. It's a choice, perhaps not to take some things so seriously

Some day I want to play a grandmother. And a foxy one at that!

Hopefully as you get older you get more selfless. That would be probably a good goal. I don't know if we do, though.

I'm tired. I am old and I have never quit pursuing my goals. I am heavily involved in real estate right now, but I am trying to get out of it altogether, I am just tired.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.