Quotes About Aging

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

All diseases run into one, old age.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they were born so long ago.

A great artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is... and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be... more than that he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armidillo see that this lovely young girl is still alive, prisoned inside her ruined body.