Quotes About Aging

Wrinkled, wrinkled little star... hope they never see the scars.

Having hope is hard; harder when you get older.

I hope that I am still racing at 50, as long as I can get out of bed.

I hope before I am getting too old and when my mind is still functioning, I can tell some better stories.

I think the most important thing is to keep active, and to hope that your mind stays active.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

When you're older, no matter how good your humor is you don't always feel perky and peppy. But if you sit home all day and brood about it, it gets worse.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.