Quotes About Screeners

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

The episode of the 'shoe bomber,' Richard Reid, has suddenly meant more feet being bared at airports than at the average Hindu temple. My solution has been to replace my customary lace-up Oxfords with a pair of slip-on loafers when I fly. Generals are always fighting the last war, and security screeners are the same.

I vote in the Academy, so I get all the screeners. I'm so often disappointed by all the material and especially by what wins. I find myself never voting for the winner.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.