Quotes About Offense

I think you can judge a man by the size of what offends him.

It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.

Sometimes I'm convinced that one day I'm going to draw the cartoon that offends everyone, and that'll be the end.

With anything you put out there, you're going to offend somebody, but most people get that it's a joke, that I'm playing a character, and that I'm actually making fun of what I'm saying by saying it.

When revising, consider whether you have written anything that will hurt or offend a member of your immediate family. If the answer is no, go back and add something.

You're in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head - you're going to say things that offend people sometimes. Sometimes I'll be driving home, and I'll be like, 'Oh, crap, I shouldn't have said that.'

We're segregating ourselves because we're afraid we're going to offend each other.

Every comic says things that are going to offend someone, so we all have to defend each other with this stuff.

An offended heart is the breeding ground of deception.

You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

People take getting offended in L.A. to an art form.

There is a difference between being offended and being prejudiced and even being bigoted against. There's a difference between that and racism.

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

This apology is not just to Bernie Sanders. It is to donors. It is to anyone and everyone that clearly we offended. And the e-mails that were revealed that were hacked.

People, I think, are more interested in being offended than getting to the heart of a situation. And to go after comedians to me is so counterproductive, because comedy is kind of a medicine.

Our justice system is a punitive one that's there to sort of deal with what happens after someone's already offended.

Some people were offended by a show about cougars.

I think most five-foot-two people would be quite offended if they were to be called dwarves.

I apologize to those of you I offended for coming out against the Ex-Im Bank. I'm not changing my mind on it, but I just wanted to let you know I apologize for that.

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said.

In America today, if your sensibilities are offended by something that has happened, you get an enormous amount of credibility and are taken very seriously.

Whenever I make a blasphemous joke, I always say that I believe in a God big enough to know that I'm just kidding. How can God not know that I'm kidding? And also, how could God be offended at a thing that he made not believing in him?

I understand why people could look at things that Donald Trump says and be deeply offended by them and feel that he is not looking out for their best interests.

I'm not super-easily offended, but it's a problem when someone's making you feel different or separate because of your race.