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Quotes About Reliability

The Bible cannot and does not contain errors, whether it is speaking of spiritual, historical, or other matters. It is correct in all that it affirms.
~ Unknown
God does not do a half-baked job at anything – what he promises, he delivers, and when he punishes, he goes all the way.
~ Unknown
When you are a character actor they trust you will go in and give them a full character and leave.
~ Vincent D'Onofrio
And let me just say this: I think as much of brotherly integrity when it comes to Boussod's money as you do. It has never played us false. And we have sweated far too much doing good work to get annoyed at being called thieves or incompetents.
~ Vincent Van Gogh
Trust one who has tried.
~ Virgil
Faithful Achates.
~ Virgil
Ancak kendine güveni olmayanlar, güvenilmez insanlarla bile olsa geçici ittifaklara girmekten korkar ve hiçbir politik parti bu tür ittifaklar olmadan var olamaz.
~ Vladimir Lenin
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
~ W. C. Fields
In God we trust; all others must bring data.
~ W. Edwards Deming
Beware of conference-room promises. (Ronald Moen.)
~ W. Edwards Deming
Short-term profits are not reliable indicator of performance of management. Anybody can pay dividends by deferring maintenance, cutting out research, or acquiring another company.
~ W. Edwards Deming
She asked a vendor if it would not be a good idea to inform the customer that his order will come late. No, he would get mad. Well, what happens when you deliver order late? He gets mad. Then why didn't you tell him in advance, so that he could prepare? He would get mad twice.
~ W. Edwards Deming
There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain.
~ W. Somerset Maugham
Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
~ W.C. Fields
And how reliable can any truth be that is got By observing oneself and then just inserting a Not?
~ W.H. Auden
Any fool may write a most valuable book by chance, if he will only tell us what he heard and saw with veracity.
~ Thomas Gray
Greyson Chance says it's gold, so it must be gold.
~ Greyson Chance
That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of being false.
~ Paul Valery
Apply this simple rule to your conversations: If you wouldn't write it down and sign it, don't say it.
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows
~ Linus Torvalds
Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.
~ Michael O'Leary
Incorrect documentation is often worse than no documentation.
~ Bertrand Meyer
A computer shall not harm your work or, through inaction, allow your work to come to harm.
~ Jef Raskin
If you don't handle [exceptions], we shut your application down. That dramatically increases the reliability of the system.
~ Anders Hejlsberg