Quotes About Reliability

The information was correct but the interpretations were not.

I may be irresponsible but I am a good irresponsible.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)

Roaches should never trust humans. We're all doomed.

If you fall, I'll be the there

To design an easy-to-use interface, pay attention to what users do, not what they say. Self-reported claims are unreliable, as are user speculations about future behavior.

Whatever may happen the sun will rise tomorrow as it rose to-day, beneficent and serene.

The same yesterday, today, and forever.

Economists are about as useful as astrologers in predicting the future (and, like astrologers, they never let failure on one occasion diminish certitude on the next).

The important thing is to be there, score when needed. It's better if the goals are beautiful, better still if they are important.

Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of people who rely on our aviation system every day.

At the bottom, the elimination of spyware and the preservation of privacy for the consumer are critical goals if the Internet is to remain safe and reliable and credible.

I pride myself on being consistent. So, yes, it definitely means something, even though I don't set goals.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook.