Quotes About Reliability

God has given no pledge which He will not redeem, and encouraged no hope which He will not fulfill.

I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better than their English is.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

The severest test of character is not so much the ability to keep a secret as it is, when the secret is finally out, to refrain from disclosing that you knew it all along.

Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.

Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

Lia caught sight of it immediately and glared at him. "You gave me your word. You swore you wouldn't tell him.""I'm a mass murderer, " he said pointedly. "Not exactly trustworthy.

The burden is on the sane.

The word of a cat is not to be relied upon.

I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

The deceiver loses when there is correct response from the deceived...