Quotes About Response

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

When you have a tough childhood, you either cry or make a joke.

Every comedian feels out an audience. As you're telling jokes, if they're not laughing at this, you change the subject.

I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It's something that makes me annoying to be around in times of real crisis.

Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.

All my life, my immediate response to emotional pain has been to make jokes. Lots of jokes.

If somebody said about me, 'I don't think his jokes are good, I don't think he's a good comedian,' I don't like to read that but that's a fair thing to say.

If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences.

We don't know what we'd do. Nobody knows what accident of fate or DNA or character will determine how we act when the shit hits the fan.

And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan.

The dumber half of the audience - whether they're male or female, and a lot of them are male - for some reason responds very quickly to the feminine voice. How can I put it? They kind of instantly react to the female voice in a positive way quicker than they would the male voice.

Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best. We say yes, merely because we are driven into a corner and must say something.

the greatest humourists are deep down usually angry men, who know that human nature ignores tirades, but is responsive to laughter.

he passed through a village and a woman approached him with a request. 'I don't have the time,' he replied. 'Then stop being emperor' was the devastating riposte.

to be cool, decisive, precise, yes, while the barn door hits you in the face

You just go on your nerve. If someone's chasing you down the street with a knife you just run, you don't turn around and shout, "Give it up! I was a track star for Mineola Prep."

It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all.

We now know that dogs and horses yawn in response to human yawns—dogs do so even if they only hear their owner yawning—and that yawns often spread among monkeys in a group. We

We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say "It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem." Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.

We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say "It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem." Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.

Let's assume that people respond to stress." "Is that true?" "Well, not just negative stress, but also positive stress like interest, or ambition. If they're under too little stress, they don't care, so it's very hard to motivate them to do something. But if they're under too much stress, they panic. They freeze, or they get angry and do completely irrational things.

Yes, sir.' 'Penetrating

Some are made modest by great praise, others insolent.