Quotes About Response

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.

You freaking bit me, " I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off.

No one asked your opinion O'Brien, " the red-haired one snapped again."No one ever asks yours either, that doesn't seem to stop you from giving it, " he countered.

That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?""Guess so.""I hope you showed it who is boss.""Yeah, I peed on it.

You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?

I stood up in a flash and flushed a light shade of furious.

It's better to shut a fool's mouth with sarcasm rather than cursing him back.

There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy

Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse.

If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. "I'm not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

All acting is an act of imagination. You are simply conjuring up imaginary circumstances in your mind and responding truthfully to them.