Quotes About Evanovich

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

What I have to outline is action and plot because I'm not particularly good at that.

'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if you're hooked into 'Ranger,' you're reading it for the romance.

I've read comics all my life and have wanted to write a comic for as long as I can remember. Alex Barnaby and Sam Hooker seemed like the perfect team to make the move into the graphic medium.

The 'Stephanie Plums' are very much Jersey books. So you can't get away from attitude and objectionable language.

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

You're a lunatic. You ran me over with a goddamn Buick.

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush. Mary Lou Molnar

Fuck, Ranger said. Ranger didn't often curse and he rarely raised his voice. The fuck has been entirely conversational. Like he was now midly inconvenienced. He put his Bates boot to the door and the door popped open..

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb. Morelli

He doesn't look very smart," Diesel said. "He's not even giving me the finger." "Can monkey's do that?" Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. "Cool!" Hal said.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.

Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna

I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." -Grandma Mazur

You can't be mad at me," Ranger said. "I'm cute. I might even be adorable.

Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who's extremely bad in an incredibly good way.

Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a well-adjusted pancake.

She's a former professional erectile engineer

Suppose I was able to get to court, and the zombies followed me there, and they ate all the people's brains who were in the court?' 'This is Trenton,' Lula said. 'You might not notice.

Ranger isn't my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship." "Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't play hide the salami once in a while.

His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck.

in a parade, and I'd already seen Ranger naked but he was worth