Quotes About Jokes

If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society.

Kyriakos Papadopoulos is really funny. So is Karim Bellarabi. They are full of jokes in the dressing room.

I make jokes. That's what I do.

You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.

Comedy has bits, has jokes, has stories, and it has characters.

The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban landmines.

Fart jokes still work for me.

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

I feel like I'm a child of the Internet, and the Internet has raised me, and its jokes might not be appropriate at certain times. So, I keep them locked inside.

My background is part of my comedy. Your experiences are where the jokes come from.

You have comedians who just do jokes, and they're called comics, not comedians. You have comedians that do bits - a person that has a lot of jokes that have a beginning, a middle and an end, but it's not a real story. And you have someone that does great stories, the one that blends those things together - that person is doing comedy.

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

I tend to process stuff by making jokes about it. It's something that makes me annoying to be around in times of real crisis.

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I was a bit of a show-off at school. I told jokes a lot because I wanted to have friends.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

I do love jokes.