Quotes About Fastfood

Shake Shack is good, but it's no In-N-Out.

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

Let me clear something up: I don't like KFC. Or McDonald's.

Everyone would be healthier if they didn't eat junk food.

The human body has absolutely no requirement for animal flesh. Nobody has ever been found face-down 20 yards from Burger King because they couldn't get their Whopper in time.

I love the smell of Burger King when I ride past, but sometimes I have to avoid it.

Junk food drags you down.

I hate junk food. It depresses me.

The only good part of driving to Anaheim is the In-N-Out just before you reach the stadium.

8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!

We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, cheeseburgers, French fries, potato chips, junk food. Our kids are living on a junk food diet.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?