Quotes About Lawyer

I don't believe man is woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.

The worst enemy of good government is not our ignorant foreign voter, but our educated domestic railroad president, our prominent business man, our leading lawyer.

The mere title of lawyer is sufficient to deprive a man of the public confidence. ... The most innocent and irreproachable life cannot guard a lawyer against the hatred of his fellow citizens.

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I say get an education. Become an electrician, a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer, anything but a fighter. In this trade, it's the managers that make the money and last the longest.

There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer."

I grew up in Queens, in New York City, in a middle class Jewish family. My mother was a public school teacher, my father was a lawyer. They were Democrats - kind of middle-of-the-road democrats.

What do you know about music, you're not a lawyer?

People who cost too much: manager, lawyer, publicist, label, music publisher.

Honest dishonesty. That's quite the oxymoron – but I like the originality that you've brought to bear in the art of rationalization. Maybe you should consider becoming a lawyer, " he added jokingly.

Even Mahatma Gandhi - hardly a comfortable character - always wore a bowler hat with his loin cloth when practising as a barrister in London.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

You're staring.' 'You're my wife. I'm allowed to stare.' 'Is that the rule?' 'Yes. Stare, leer, ogle, anything I want. Trust me. I'm a lawyer.

We're not arguing. We're discussing." "You're a lawyer; you don't know the difference. I'm arguing.

I never expected to lose in court. In practice, I did lose, of course. Every lawyer loses, just as every baseball player makes an out seventy percent of the time he goes to bat.

To become a lawyer you must discard your ethics and become an eloquent devil that views justice as god.

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.

Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

The Constitution gives you the right to a lawyer, but it doesn't allow you the right to a good reputation.

Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent.