Quotes About Balding

Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William

She felt ugly and unwanted, like a balding geriatric poodle out for a stroll, the leash held in the hand of someone who didn't really care about the dog, who had never even liked it in the first place, who probably couldn't wait until it was buried in the backyard underneath the magnolia tree.