Quotes About Arse

a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man

Joules cackled with delight. And I've still got time to moon her. You think me arse'll show up on her infrared? The streetwise bruiser was back.

I have a different proposition.' 'I'm all ears.' 'You leave here without any competitions, races or shouting. Of your own accord, without being forced.' 'You can shove such a proposition a d'yeabl aep arse.

You make as good a fisherman as a goat's arse makes a trumpet.

He's overexcited. After he releases, he trembles and shakes like a woman with a slug wriggling up her arse.

You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time.

Rage Cola,' Theo said dramatically, before taking a sip. 'Looks delicious. Smells refreshing. Tastes like something scraped out of a monkey's arse crack.

Christopher Nolan may be a big-shot director, but he's got his head right up his arse. Not that I care. Eleven weeks shooting. A ton of money. And I go to France.

I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.

Dallying? Dallying, mind you?" She marched up the last few steps. "As if I would ever min a million years dally with you." She wouldn't. Really, she wouldn't! His low chuckle behind her put the lie to her words. "Never say never, my lady. A vow like that is sure to come back to bit you in the arse. Which would be a shame, given that you have such a fine one.

Rough as a badger's arse

I want you to remember that you can't always smile your way around a fight. If someone pulls steel on you, I expect you to survive. Sometimes that means giving back in kind. Sometimes it means running like your arse is on fire. Always it means knowing which is the right choice.

The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss anyone's arse.

One of the fashionable coaching slogans of the time was 'peripheral vision', a term which attracted Rowe's derision. 'You know what that means? It means seeing out of your arse,' said Rowe

Alone, my arse, he thought. I'll walk in alone, while my men sneak up behind them and destroy every last one of the bastards who took my woman.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.

The trouble with Scotland is a bunch of numpties saw Braveheart and now they think if we could only sod about the hills in kilts all day, flashing our arses at the English, somehow everything will be all right.

Yeah, I got the instructions straight from Seoras. That and a bunch of smart-ass comments about my education being sadly lacking and something about not knowing my arse from my ear or my elbow, and also something about me being a fanny, and I don't know what the hell that means. Fanny? Like a girl's name? I don't think so . . .

It's easier if you do a handstand,' commented Rebus. 'What is?' 'Talking out of your arse.

And you divorced her. Are you gay?' 'No, but I could make an exception for you. I'll shove my foot up your arse. I bet you don't even jump.

I'm so hungry I could eat a farmer's arse t'rough a tennis racquet.