Quotes About Quip

You're such a pain in the ass." "Said the SIG to the Glock.

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

I'm a Shadowhunter. Quip fast, die young.

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.

I'm allergic to stupidity — I break out in sarcasm.

Bacon. Pig. Cops are pigs. Get it? Freaking hilarious, no?)

Another one of your quippy japes?

When Nero, with a casual quip, declared 'mushrooms to be the food of the gods, since it was by means of a mushroom that Claudius has become a god',66 it

Not always. Sometimes it's ass," Vince said, cleverly bringing ass back into the conversation one more time. I began to wonder if there was a hidden camera, with a smirking game-show host handing out a prize every time we used the word.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

Well, She's (She-Hulk) quippy. I'm quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -Spiderman

Whenever I'm asked what college I attended I'm tempted to reply Thornton Wilder'.

Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.