Quotes About Chuck Palahniuk

If no sing, all youth condemned into poverty. Denied possible advancement and self-realization

Each romance, the type of self-destructive gesture Hedda Hopper would call marry-kiri.Instead of plunging a sword into one's stomach, you repeatedly throw yourself on the most inappropriate erect penis.

Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.

In the outside world, my brother told me, people were as reckless as animals and fornicated with strangers on the street.

That's the big letdown you'll notice about filming a movie: No underline music. No mood music.

Then the flash of the strobe. Give me sympathy. Flash. Give me brutal honesty. Flash.

After a lifetime of posting on blogs and videotaping his every move and emotion for social media, he was facing nothing less than identity fatigue.

Three parts description . Two parts instruction . One part onomatopoeia . Mix to taste .

In the outside world, he told me, there was no real silence. Not the fake silence you get when you plug your ears so you hear nothing but your heart, but real out-of-doors silence.

How the agent explained this to me was, we weren't targeting the smartest people in the world, just the most.

By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.

Not to belabor the point, but counterfeit luxury goods truly represent a false economy.

The nouvelle cuisine of anarchy. Barium nitrate in a sauce of sulfur and garnished with charcoal. That's your basic gunpowder. Bon appetit.

Ah, Houellebecq. I've only read him in English translations so I'm sure I'm not getting the full greatness of his work, but golly, he writes better sex scenes than anyone else alive.

Depending on her mood, Judy Garland can still be more frightening than any demon or devil you might run across.

The big question people ask isn't 'What's the nature of existence?' the mouth says. 'The big question people ask is 'What's that from?

All through that lunch I feigned interest in her cats , yes , cats , while psychically begging her to love me and interview me .

This is such a fine neighborhood, even the beer they leave out for the animals is imported from Germany or Mexico.

So much for the journalist and the news being mutually exclusive. Nash

shoulder. They weigh that much. Tyler's a banquet waiter

look right at me the way no eyes have all summer. "Your perception is all fucked up," Brandy says. "All you can talk about is trash that's already happened.

Marla... maldita turista, su mentira reflejaba la mía.

The fifth rule about Project Mayhem is you have to trust Tyler.

As the French would say: Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?