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Quotes About Dog

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a dog. (To blame.)
~ Mary Roach
The Inuit, at the time I visited Igloolik, had no tradition of keeping animals as companions. A sled dog was more or less a piece of equipment. When I told Makabe Nartok that I had a cat, he asked, "What do you use it for?" In America, pets are family, never fare.
~ Mary Roach
The biological and moral realities - to say nothing of Go's own plan, whatever it may be - do not change with our own wishes.... a person is a person just as a dog is a dog, a deer a deer, a pig a pig, and so on through the animal kingdom. And either they suffer or they do not suffer.
~ Matthew Scully
He grinned the grin of a presenter on some educational show with a cartoon dog, as if to say, "Come with me if you want to learn.
~ Maureen Johnson
Above it hung a painting of a man with a shotgun and a dog, which felt like more of a warning than a greeting.
~ Maureen Johnson
The need to shelter her family never lifted its weight from her shoulders, but in practical terms she was useful to no one there but the dog and the baby.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
The son of a human is human, just as the son of a dog is a dog and the son of a cat is a cat. And so what is the son of God?
~ Bart D. Ehrman
Little Timmy was digging a big hole in his backyard when the next-door neighbor looked over. "Why are you digging that huge hole?" he asked. "My ferret died," Little Timmy replied, throwing another shovel full of dirt over his shoulder. "But why are you making the hole so big?" the neighbor asked. "Because your dog ate it," Little Timmy replied.
~ Bart King
If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.
~ Charles Bukowski
We also have a dog. His name's Beast. He's a sheepdog. He's super cute. I love him.
~ Mark Zuckerberg
I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I'm a great guy.
~ Bill Burr
Sighing, Lucky shut his eyes. The memory of Terror's spasms haunted him, and he couldn't suppress a shudder. What did the crazed dog see when he went into those convulsions?
~ Erin Hunter
Midnight turned away from him. "Foxes say you must go now," she told the cats. "If you still here at sunset, they attack. That dog fox, he says he tasted cat once, liked it fine.
~ Erin Hunter
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
~ Erma Bombeck
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
~ Erma Bombeck
you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.
~ Ernest Cline
Thirty miles is a long way, even by car, and on foot it's a thousand times more, especially for a dog, whose step is like a quarter of a human's.
~ Etgar Keret
I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
~ Eva Green
Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
~ Elizabeth Pena
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
~ John L. Lewis
I think the artistic process comes from disorder. When you are happy, it's not always a feeling that you can identify. It's like a dog sitting in front of a fire. Pain isolates you, but it can also clarify things.
~ Amanda Harlech
Bella is my little dog. She's an imperial Shih Tzu. She's a little cotton ball with flecks of gold. She's super, super cute, and she eats like she's a Rottweiler.
~ Kimberly Guilfoyle
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
~ Penn Jillette
The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.
~ Robert Falcon Scott