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Quotes About Dog

Love from the abandoned heart of a nonexistent dog.
~ Charles Yu
Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.
~ Charlie Higson
You strive to have a good heart. But what is a heart? Just a chunk of flesh that a dog can eat.
~ Ha Jin
Like doesn't mean the same as: it means your mind goes in that direction and casts about among present possibilities like a hunting dog--or like a light from a flashlight...
~ Harold Brodkey
Come on, give me a shimmy!" Ruby screeched from the couch as she ground out one cigarette and then lit another. "You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!
~ Laurie Notaro
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.
~ Laurie Notaro
Love's a dog in a manger.
~ lawrence d h ii
I have friends, some of whom are spectacularly good writers, who really want someone to edit them. I don't register that impulse. It's like the impulse for wanting a dog.
~ lebowitz fran iii
Wade didn't understand why people would enthusiastically line up to eat something disgusting and inedible simply because it was free. Dog crap was free too, but he wasn't going to eat it.
~ Lee Goldberg
I looked up at the painting that hung above my bed as usual, a little girl holding a dog with a bandaged paw. Who would paint such a thing, I wondered. First he painted the little girl and nobody cared, so he added a dog. Still nobody cared, so he added a bandage on the dog's paw, and now it's hanging in the Far East Suite watching me try to sleep. How long has that dog been hurt? How long has the girl been watching?
~ Lemony Snicket
I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.
~ leno jay iii
Those Latin American and Eastern European novelists aren't any help here. They live inside the mansion of female desire as if it is their right. Their own desire is a nice healthy dog on a string, ready to eat, fuck, fetch, piss on the bushes.
~ Jane Smiley
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.
~ Janet Evanovich
Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. How does he always get food stuck to him? I asked Morelli. I don't know, Morelli said. It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure. -Morelli And Stephanie
~ Janet Evanovich
He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.
~ Janet Evanovich
Personally, I don't want to own a dog that inspires fear. I choose my dogs carefully, have their temperaments observed and evaluated, train and socialize them day after day. Yet I know any dog can be unpredictable.
~ Jon Katz
Loving and parenting a dog as a single parent can create all sorts of new and unusual problems, but also new sources of joy.
~ Jenna Morasca
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won't jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist.
~ Jon Katz
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
~ George Gobel
Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard.
~ Joe Walsh
I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.
~ Drake Bell
detto tibetano: «Se c'è venerazione, anche il dente d'un cane emette luce».
~ Tiziano Terzani
This coyote is a wily dog born from ancient trickster bones, Loki, Hermes, the northwestern Raven of lore
~ Toby Barlow
All people under severe stress find a giant friendly dog to be a comfort.
~ Todd Borg