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Quotes About Bragging

So you're reluctant, I said to myself. Many, many people are reluctant. It's like having feet. It's nothing to brag about.
~ Lemony Snicket
The children had been using these spatulas as oars, but rowing a boat is very hard work, particularly if one's traveling companions are too busy bragging to help out, and Violet was trying to think of a way they might move the boat faster.
~ Lemony Snicket
As outrageously counter-intuitive as this might seem, the most hardened terrorists and criminals are often extremely willing to brag about the terrible things they've done, the unlikely places that they have been hiding, the important people that they know and deal with, and the plans they have been working on for the future.
~ Chelsea Manning
I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.
~ Michael Leunig
One thing about bowl games for me is that big time programs might rank higher, but I love the regional match ups. The bragging rights are on the line.
~ Kirk Herbstreit
I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.
~ Dylan Thomas
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? I'm not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I'm just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I'd like to cut your chest open." The crowd cheers.
~ Tina Fey
The very cunning conceal their cunning; the indifferently shrewd boast of it.
~ Christian Nestell Bovee
He even pursued the story of a four-year-old girl who bragged that her father, a Jewish merchant of herculean physical stature, had thrown Winter to the ground, killed him, and cut and carved him up; the family, the girl said, then sat around the dinner table and ate him.57
~ Helmut Walser Smith
We ought to be bragging about Florida!
~ Rick Scott
Queen Scarlet took the dragonets." "Yes," said Nautilus drily. "We gathered that much from how she's practically been standing on the tallest mountain shouting, 'I have the dragonets of destiny! They're all mine!
~ Tui T. Sutherland
I did not kill twenty dragons. Maybe two. On two separate occasions, and I had to.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
przecie my Swoje wychwala? musiemy, bo nas zjedz?!
~ Witold Gombrowicz
I cannot share my secrets with her, even to brag. And I admit that I desperately want to brag.
~ Holly Black
I've earned some decent money, and bragging rights, and boxed on a Floyd Mayweather undercard in Vegas... but it's a fraction of what I set out to do.
~ George Groves
I never put myself at a bragging point where I say, 'I'm gonna have the illest verse.'
~ Fabolous
You're not supposed to talk about your good deeds, I know. It effectively negates them and in the process makes people hate you.
~ David Sedaris
Show-offy, I could sometimes be accused of.
~ Louise Wilson
I was 270 lbs with a 48-inch vertical, benching 500 pounds, running a 4.5, 4.6.
~ LaVar Ball
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
~ Logan Pearsall Smith
When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires
~ Jodi Picoult
Sometimes you have to toot your own horn because nobody else is going to do it.
~ Unknown
You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?
~ Rachel Caine
If you made a better rat than a human, it's not much to boast about, Peter.
~ J. K. Rowling