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Quotes About Night

At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the mayor of Tulsa. Her mom might be Satan.
~ P.C. Cast, Chosen
Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
~ Mitch Hedberg
The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
~ Jeff Bridges
There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
~ Frank Carson
Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?
~ Eoin Colfer, The Lost Colony
Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.
~ Rachel Caine, Black Dawn
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.
~ Anthony Bourdain
It's a fine night to have an evening.
~ Steven Wright
Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch.
~ Frankie Boyle
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
~ Steven Wright
Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night.
~ Patricia Briggs, Night Broken
Let's just say, there's not much of a moon out tonight, " Nose continued anyway, "but if Yale joined us, there would be.
~ Ripley Patton, Ghost Hand
That's your mom, right?" Pathik smiled. "She looks nicer than she did when she was dragging you away the other night.
~ Teri Hall, The Line
When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.
~ Jocelynn Drake, Angel's Ink
We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night, ' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll jot down later if I'm not dead in a ditch.
~ A.M. Robinson, Vampire Crush
I was wrong last night. Kyler isn't just trouble. He's an apocalypse-level disaster waiting to happen. I need to find some fallout shelter to hide in. And quick.
~ Siobhan Davis, Finding Kyler
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
~ Jane Dentinger
That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...
~ Lemony Snicket
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?""Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love, " Lindsay says."Very funny,
~ Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall
Back in our apartment, lights out, The Professor emerged from beneath the bed." - from "The Professor Spends the Night, " in issue 4 of Literary Orphans
~ Joseph Patrick Pascale
It was a dark and stormy night. . .perfect for staying indoors and writing a novel!
~ Sandra Kopp
I had a dream about you last night. In this dream we were walking down the beautiful Japanese streets of Florida. Fukuoka is nice in the summer.
~ Rodney Jenkins
At last the magic caught, and she managed to vault clumsily onto it before it trundled into the night sky as gracefully as a duck with one wing missing.
~ Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
Shearwater sighed, like a whale in the night.
~ Aldous Huxley, Antic Hay