Quotes About Roast

I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

I'm not really great at writing things down unless for a roast or a particular event.

I'm not mean. I can't do a roast.

As a former stand-up comic from my University of Michigan days, the opportunity to participate in a Friars Club roast was bucket-list stuff.

Being Irish, I grew up eating a Sunday roast.

There is no lie-in for us on a Sunday. I generally invite my parents around for a roast dinner that they'll end up cooking for us.

Classics can be phenomenal when done right. A simple roast chicken dish could be the best thing you ever eat.

But my favorite remained the basic roast chicken. What a deceptively simple dish. I had come to believe that one can judge the quality of a cook by his or her roast chicken. Above all, it should taste like chicken: it should be so good that even a perfectly simple, buttery roast should be a delight.

A man that can cook you a proper meal that is like a weekday meal - which I think cannot be better than in the form of a roast chicken - that's the greatest.

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.

Kristina merely laughed at these foolish ideas; it was like letting the cattle out onto a green pasture to milk, slaughter, and finally roast themselves.

It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.

That whole concept of 'I want to really go after people' - I don't understand that. Is it a roast, or is it an awards show?

I've known Lisa Lampanelli for quite some time. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn't know Shatner, but she's a popular roaster, so she was invited to do it, and she is fantastic. Actually, despite her public image, she's a very sweet lady and very sensitive. She cries very easily. Most people don't know that.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

It is setting a high value upon our opinions to roast men alive on account of them.' Nobody ever said a truer word.

I remember attending a Friars roast for Muhammad Ali when Don Rickles grabbed me and walked me up to Sinatra. "Hey, Frank," he said to the Chairman of the Board, "tonight I'm sitting with this guy. You know why? Because he fills up baseball stadiums! You play bars." Frank laughed and waved him off, with me standing there silently. Soon

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

When I first started doing these roasts in the mid '90s, they were a lost art, like jousting or calligraphy. But I feel like roasts help tame the room and let off steam... It's like it's all being handled by professionals.

Dinner is usually rice, vegetables and chicken, or I'll make fajitas, and we'll do roast chicken on the weekend.