Quotes About Embarrassment

It's a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn't get someone else to play me, that would've been stupid.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Anyone who thinks it's funny to name their network "Tom'sHugeEtc" is going to think it's funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

He'd done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life.

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad."-Nastasya

I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?""Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.

Boyfriend?"Her cheeks heated. "Yes.""Funny name.""What?" She frowned. "Ernest is a perfectly nice name.""Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'

People kept on calling. At first Armando told them that Jeff was in the bathroom. Then, when people started telling him that Jeff was in the bathroom a lot, he started telling them that Jeff had Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

the best solicited feedback is confidential feedback. It's good because nobody gets embarrassed or defensive.

into the ground in front of everyone on a visit earlier