Quotes About Embarrassment

It's so damned humiliating.

Between history and the novel stands biography, their unwanted offspring, which has brought a great embarrassment to them both.

I once choked on a chip at a friend's birthday when I was seven and had to be sent home, as I'd broken my collarbone coughing.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

Err, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean....

If I facepalm myself too much, maybe the pimples will go away.

Fine, I'll teach you, ''Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's out to impress.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

Your date will not be impressed by you throwing up on her brand-new shoes, as you spout poetic babblings that are meaningful only to you.

I'm not a Perfectionist."I just don't want to get Embarrassed and Ashamed".

I rarely take time to feel embarrassed. I just figure it's God keeping me humble, and try not to mess up again.

eyes." I had passed in the wrong note-book. I don't think I have felt greater embarrassment in my whole life than I did at that moment. I was ashamed not only that my teacher should see this nakedness of my heart, but that she should find out that I had any knowledge of such affairs. It did not then occur to me to be ashamed of the kind of poetry I had written.