Quotes About IFS

I was a science student and was aiming to be an IFS officer. But, fortunately, my destiny had some other plans for me.

A history made of 'ifs' - such is the life of mortal men The Gospel According to Lzarus

All your troubles are due to those 'ifs', declared the Wizard.

Do 'ifs' really make Flutterbudgets? I think the 'ifs' help, he answered seriously. Foolish fears, and worries over nothing, with a mixture of nerves and ifs, will soon make a Flutterbudget of any one.

Biology, list history, is not built with 'if's.

Life's short. Anything could happen, and it usually does, so there is no point in sitting around thinking about all the ifs, ands and buts.

If! If! If There were so many ifs in life, never any certainty of anything, never any security...

Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we'd never go hungry. (Syn)

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we'd all have a very Merry Christmas

Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

The old man moaned and maundered, murmured, muttered, mumbled odds of this and ends of that, bits and pieces, shreds and edges, full of ifs and whens and theres and thens, amounting in the end and all to six times less than nothing.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.