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Quotes About Bald

My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg.
~ John Cheever, 1982
Time is painted with wings, and is bald behinde; should we not fear, and catch Time by the forelock?
~ Nathanael Vincent, 1670s
You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I'd have to take a year or two off and find whatever menial labouring work you can get as a middle-aged, unskilled bald man.
~ Richard Flanagan
It was unusual to see a bald nine-year-old so I would play football in hats.
~ Jonjo Shelvey
Seize opportunity by the beard for it is bald behind.
~ Bulgarian Proverb
I was excited to play a bald guy in 'Ujda Chaman' because I had seen the Kannada film 'Ondu Motteya Kathe.' I loved it, and I felt inspired. It was the kind of movie that I wanted to do. I thought this film was offering me a very different role and an opportunity to perform.
~ Sunny Singh
If ever there was a bloke at the very mention of whose name it would be excusable for people to tremble like aspens, that bloke is Sir Roderick Glossop. He has an enormous bald head, all the hair which ought to be on it seeming to have run into his eyebrows, and his eyes go through you like a couple of Death Rays. How are you, how are you, how are you? I said, overcoming a slight desire to leap backwards out of the window.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
I'm bound to say I was not feeling entirely at my ease. There is something about the man that is calculated to strike terror into the stoutest heart. If ever there was a bloke at the very mention of whose name it would be excusable for people to tremble like aspens, that bloke is Sir Roderick Glossop. He has an enormous bald head, all the hair which ought to be on it seeming to have run into his eyebrows, and his eyes go through you like a couple of Death Rays.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders.
~ Henryk Sienkiewicz
ANGEL: I I I I Am the Bird of America, the Bald Eagle, Continental Principality, LUMEN PHOSPHOR FLUOR CANDLE!
~ Tony Kushner
Listen," said the Hemulen. "I was born bald on top and really I get along very well.
~ Tove Jansson
I have no detectable hair style.
~ David Spade
the Controller, blond, fattish, and a little bald, lunching tête-à-tête with the head of the Export Department, one of the few other permanent Civil Servants in the Control. In their neat, black suits, and with their serious, aloof expressions, they contrived to bring into their incongruous surroundings an indefinable atmosphere of Whitehall.
~ Unknown
A sign warned her to keep a lookout for river otters, osprey—what the heck were osprey?—and bald eagles.
~ Jill Shalvis
completely shaved his head, because, he told newsmen, "I am the Devil and the Devil always has a bald head." Interestingly
~ Vincent Bugliosi
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
~ Unknown
Merely corroborative detail intended to give artistic verisimilitude to a bald and——
~ Unknown
Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
~ Anonymous
I remember 'Virginia Plain' being on Top of the Pops, and everyone was talking about it the next day. Eno was bald on top with shoulder-length hair at the sides, and he was wearing a feather boa and a silver catsuit.
~ Vic Reeves
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
~ Louise Rennison
Charles the Bald, however, insisted that his daughter should receive the full royal honours.
~ Unknown
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
~ Menander of Athens
I have always thought that if women's hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.
~ Marjane Satrapi
Probably because I'm bald. Don't the bald people always play doctors and principals? Yeah, isn't that funny? And lawyers. A lot of lawyers and judges.
~ Jeffrey Tambor