Quotes About Toupee

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

My last toupee is hanging on the door of my living room with a tomahawk through it.

Intolerance is the Do Not Touch sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.

Two minutes later, we were ushered into Mr. Flannery's inner sanctum. The office smelled of cigar smoke and Lemon Pledge. Snap-together furniture, the kind you might find at Kmart or Bradlees, had been stained dark, feigning rich oak and mahogany and working about as well as a Las Vegas toupee.

Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day.

Unless I was to play an accepted character from a novel, I won't put on a toupee.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.