Quotes About Ron White

I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.

Somebody the other day had a review, called me 'America's reprobate.' And I don't even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.

There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.