Quotes About Red Nose Day

I normally put on Lycra or Speedos to plead with the British public to put their hands in their pocket for Red Nose Day.

I cannot be alone in being pretty nauseated by Red Nose Day, or at least its television manifestation. Do I think that wretchedly poor children in Africa should get food and life-saving drugs? Of course. Do I want to be hectored into contributing by celebrities who earn more in a 10-minute slot than many of these families get in a year? Nope.