Quotes About Comparison

I want to be the Cassius Clay of snooker. Cassius is the greatest at boxing and that's what I mean to be at snooker.

To this day I clean better than most maids.

I've lived with boys and girls, and I find that boys are generally cleaner than girls. Generally! This is a big generalization!

I realized, at a certain point, all my big people were dying. I couldn't see a clearer picture: what's the difference between me and him, of me being in a casket?

There's something very special about seeing history so clearly in front of you through that architecture that you just don't get in the U.S. If I was asked to choose where I'd most like to live, I would always choose London.

I'm clearly not Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

I was in a high school where everybody was a click better off.

To me, it's just not that important whether someone climbs the Eigerwand in ten hours or in three.

You got to be careful mentioning people as great as Clint Eastwood. You can't put me in the same sentence as that man.

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.

When it comes to a love story, you're like, 'I've been in love before.' So it's closer to you than the other stuff, and for me, that can be less comfortable.

I feel like me and YG are the closest to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg that people are gonna get.

The only thing Chelsea and Manchester City have in common is the fact that both clubs have a lot of money.

For me, I coin Austin as being kind of a baby brother to L.A. Because it's pretty much the same thing; L.A. is just amplified to the nth degree.

I wouldn't trade what Coldplay have achieved for any of my songs.

We want to be considered a band, like Maroon 5 or Coldplay.

Even if I did give a good talk, is what I have to say more important and interesting than what Colin Powell said?

I must say I personally prefer the FC Cologne anthem over the Liverpool one.

There are more players on 'Fallout Shelter' than all of my games combined. That's a little sobering at times. It's not a good or bad thing.

Europe is a community of half a billion people, more than Russia and the United States combined.

I think, between me and Chris Brown, if you combined our games, you'd get, like, a real Division I basketball player.

There are so many really good comedians, and I would never be as good as they are. It's not my calling.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I'd like to film a British commercial; they're better than American ones.