Quotes About Comparison

In America, people know there are always 10 people better than them who are after their job. In France, they know that too - but no one is going to get their job till they go to their grave.

L.A. is cool because its still got the beaches and stuff like Sydney. But I can't get Tim Tams. They're, like, these chocolate biscuits with chocolate on the inside and on the outside, and they are the best.

I wish they had more Tim Horton's here in the States.

When I did 'Spamalot,' the joke was that I was a foot taller than Tim Curry.

Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson and Patrick Ewing will be among the best centers ever, but none of them affected the league the way Shaq and Tim Duncan have.

I was the idiot on the couch, 'I could beat some of these guys!' I would say that about Tim Sylvia. But I was like, 'Freakin' Arlovski, he looks like an athlete.' He looked rock solid.

When images are in black and white, they seem timeless. When you see Carrie Otis in an ad from 1989 next to an ad with Klara Wester from 2009, you don't see a 20-year difference between the pictures.

Brigitte Bardot is an icon, and her look is timeless. She is seen as one of the most beautiful women of all time. I feel very honored to be compared to her.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.

I have friends who have daughters and there's times I think I'm glad I have boys instead of girls.

How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up two cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point?

Tina Fey could run this country before Sarah Palin could!

I don't think I'm curvaceous. It's simply that most other actresses are really, stupidly tiny.

LaGuardia Airport is tiny compared to its sleek modern counterparts, like Atlanta or Denver with their endless parallel runways spread over thousands of acres.

I think, from our point of view, my opinion is that La Liga, the tempo and physicality is completely different to the Premier League. Technically, some of the teams there are absolutely tip top.

What's in the movie compared to what we shot is the tip of the iceberg.

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.'

I am very amazed by the runners out there because I like jog to the garbage can outside sometimes, and I get tired.

I'll never get tired of being told I sound like Waylon Jennings, but I don't hear it myself.

I'm tired of being 51st in this country on the NEAP scores on fourth-grade math. We don't have but 50 states.

I'm really - there's more of a chance that I stay on the Titanic than - than I go on, you know, on a Donald Trump boat.

No matter what happens, I'll never be the greatest cruiserweight. That title belongs to Holyfield.