Quotes About Comparison

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

Man will do MANY things to get himself loved. Man will do ALL things to get himself envied.

If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.

Eh bien! I no see not that that frog has nothing of better than another.

There are many humorous things in the world; among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.—[See

The Vesuvius of today is a very poor affair compared to the mighty volcano of Kilauea, in the Sandwich Islands, but I am glad I visited it. It was well worth it.

There are two types of people. People who have accomplished things and people who have claimed to accomplish things. The first group is less crowded.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. —Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Notebook When

we felt very complacent and conceited, and better satisfied with life after we had added it to our list of things which we had seen and some other people had not.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog

History never repeats itself, but it does often rhyme.

I judged I would have the start of the best-educated man in the kingdom by a matter of thirteen hundred years and upwards.

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately everybody drinks water.

ain't any real difference between triplets and an insurrection. "The Babies

Consider well the proportion of things: it is better to be a young June bug than an old bird of paradise.

The other day a patient told me that he had gotten into what was a very good college. 'It's not Harvard,' he said. 'Harvard's not Harvard either,' I answered.

His eyes were cold and brown — like coffee stains…

It could be worse. I could be you.

The dilemma, of course, was the communism. A single great idea. A thousand limits and flaws. Growing up, Penelope never noticed. What child ever does? There was nothing to compare it to.

the dark, the light. What's the difference

They walked on in silence for a while, until Rudy said, "I just wish I was like Jesse Owens, Papa." This time, Mr. Steiner placed his hand on Rudy's head and explained, "I know, son—but you've got beautiful blond hair and big, safe blue eyes. You should be happy with that; is that clear?" But nothing was clear.

He is straight ahead, straight out, straight and hard, and ready to fight. Hope you're better than your brother, someone calls. It hurts me. Wounds me. I am. But not as much as that.