Quotes About Comparison

How unlike a dead fish a live fish is.

If funkytown was a trailerpark, this guy would be a double-wide.

I laughed too, but not at the hateful jokes made on my people.I laughed because, except that she was white, the big movie star looked just like my mother. Except that she lived in a big mansion with thousands servants. she lived just like my mother. And it was funny to think of the whitefolks' not knowing that the woman they were adoring could be my mother's twin, except that she was white and my mother was prettier. Much prettier.

We had expected three cots in our room, but found one large lumpy bed, a very worn carpet and a single overhead light. "You mean this is what these people got out of their revolution?" Martha daintily picked her way around the room. "Someone should tell them that they're about due for another." She wrinkled her pretty face in distaste. Ethel

We are more alike than we are unalike

Not that she really wanted to mess with a pregnant woman. There was too much similarity between them and pit bulls for her liking.

Attraction doesn't follow a set of rules, you know. But I know that I don't look at the others like I look at you.

She had as much personality as a pit bull and the pit bull was probably friendlier

Looking at someone else's relationship for the answers was like reading about a romance novel hero and expecting to find a carbon copy in real life

Sure she's beautiful, but step back a moment. Really look at her objectively. She's not the most gorgeous woman you or I have ever seen.

And I'm going to tell the truth: I didn't like that Sean Penn movie Into the Wild so much. Yes! I know it was critically acclaimed. I know it won all these awards! It's very sad that a boy is dead and all. But I thought the movie Enchanted, with the singing princess and the chipmunk and the people dancing in Central Park, was cuter. So there!

great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

It was considerably larger than a knife hilt.

But if that was really true, why in the name of all that is holy would anyone have ever liked Nikki in the first place? I was becoming more and more convinced she was a cross between Heidi Montag and Hitler.

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?

Sorry, Bex, Jason said You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her. Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight, I pointed out. Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface.

What the hell were you thinking? Sleepy demanded. Did Pamela Anderson die and leave an opening on the Baywatch rescue squad or something?

You're like the little mentally retarded sister I never had

Lilly asked me if i had to choose between Harrison Ford or George Clooney who would it be, and I said Harrison Ford even though he's so old, but the Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones, not Star Wars, and then Lilly said she'd choose Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in those Tom Clancy movies, and then Michael goes, Who would you choose, Harrison Ford or Leonardo di Caprio? and we both chose Harrison Ford because Leonardo is so passe

I reached out and wrapped both my arms around one of John's. "Promise me we'll never be like them, okay?" I asked, with a shudder, nodding at Seth and Farah. "Calling each other babe in that annoying way?" "We could never be like those two," John said, leading me away after giving Seth one last stony-eyed glare.

It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?

max the Ackermans family dog and brad had alot in common but max was defintely smarter

they don't seem to me to be as talented as either Adele, Taylor, or of course my sweet, sad Britney.