Quotes About Comparison

If you can't take a good kicking, you shouldn't parade how much luckier you are than other people.

How would you complete with people who are more talented, more popular, who get better training, better mentoring and who get their share of luck, without some luck?

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

Strictly speaking, one should not even rightly compare virginity to marriage because you cannot make a comparison between two things if one is good and the other evil.

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.

Virginity, albeit some highly prize it, Compared with marriage, had you tried them both, Differs as much as wine and water doth.

A few of us always compared anything good to: ' Isn't it just like camp?' When we first got married, we asked each other, 'Was your honeymoon good?' 'Yeah. It was just like camp.

Getting married is a good deal like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want and then when you see what the other fellow got you wish you had taken that.

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.

A husband always prefers his wife's mother-in-law to his own.

Why live for the approval of men when you can have the approval of their Creator? What can they give you that God can't?

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.

Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines.

The disease of men is that they neglect their own fields and go to weed the fields of others.

I was complaining that I had no shoes till I met a man who had no feet.

Men are like the stars; some generate their own light while others reflect the brilliance they receive.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

Lincoln was a man who created himself from nothing without any help from outside or other people. I followed his struggles. I see certain similarities between him and me.

When a man appreciates only eating and sleeping, what excellence has he over the reptiles?