Quotes About Comparison

Usually I object when someone makes over-much of men's work versus women's work, for I think it is the excellence of the results which counts.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.

God forbid, men should be jealous of knowledge as they are jealous of women.

She held herself very straight, like Audrey Hepburn, whom all women idolize and men never think about.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.

Aren't most romance heros, or heros in fiction of any kind, generally superior to real men? Same goes for heroines and real women.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I have often felt that I would find it more complicated, troublesome and unpleasant to ascertain the feelings by which a woman lives than to plumb the innermost thoughts of an earthworm.

Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.

My show money in Bellator, I make more than I would have in the UFC winning with the Reebok sponsors and anything else I would have got.

You might lose your spontaneity and, instead of composing first-rate Gershwin, end up with second rate Ravel.

The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.

If you look at poker as a sport like baseball, then I'd be maybe a minor league or high school ballplayer. But I play with T-ballers.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

I thought of Paris as a beauty spot on the face of the earth, and of London as a big freckle.

The U.S. is still in a pretty good spot, especially relative to other advanced countries. The aging of our population is not as pronounced as almost anyone else's.

Honey, you know no matter how much time I spend, I'll never look spot on like Marilyn Monroe.

I spent years shaking the damage that comes with being burned by living near someone else's spotlight.

I think early in my development as a quarterback, before I ever got a Division I college offer or anything, my brother was in the spotlight, first-round draft pick. People expected me to be him, but I was underdeveloped, undersized, unrecruited... so it was tough at that point.