Quotes About Comparison

Every job too miserable most times, is nothing compared to just waiting.

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now? Am I just under a spell that says nothing is ever good enough?

everybody thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.

People really need somebody they feel superior to. So stay downtrodden.

La única razón por la que preguntamos a la gente qué tal le ha ido el fin de semana es para poder contar cómo nos ha ido el nuestro.

Después de haber estado en el club de la lucha, ver partidos de fútbol americano por televisión es como ver películas porno cuando podrías estar follando a lo grande.

As pessoas não conseguem conceber que alguém tenha uma virtude que elas não conseguem conceber em si mesmas. Em vez de acreditar que você é mais forte, é mais fácil acreditar que você é mais fraco.

Todos olham para mim. Não importa o que eu faça, eles ainda querem mais, melhor, mais rápido, diferente, mais novo, maior.

The uglier the fashions, the worse places we'd have to pose to make them look good. Junkyards. Slaughterhouses. Sewage treatment plants. It's the ugly bridesmaid tactic where you only look good by comparison.

Habéis pensado alguna vez que la vida es una metáfora de la televisión?

Posing girl, you are so Godawful ugly. Did you let an elephant sit on your face or what?

Nein, fair ist das nicht, aber dass die Erde sich wie die Hölle anfühlt, liegt an unserer Erwartung, dass sie sich wie der Himmel anfühlen sollte.

The weakest people alive will try to glorify themselves by tearing down the truly amazing strength of the dead.

Querría morirme en este mismo instante. No soy nada comparado con Tyler. Estoy desamparado.

People really need somebody they feel superior to.

We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't like.

Fine. Whatever. She's so unpleasant. Beautiful, sure, but it's like putting a dress on a badger. Pretty dress. Nice face. Still a badger.

Earth is home to more than twelve thousand species of ants. If you weighed all the ants and all the humans, the ants would weigh more.

I went through my life thinking that everyone else was better than I was and that I was always trailing behind, trying to be like them. But now I know that I'm just me and they're gonna have to deal with that.

What an ugly beast is the ape, and how like us.

It was like splashing in a blowup baby pool in the backyard, when you'd become used to swimming in the ocean. How

But if anyone believes that he is working harder but is being paid less than another person, it would be like transplanting cancer into this company.

If Man had taken a different path, might, he not, in time to come, have been as great as Dog?