Quotes About Comparison

It's difficult to be at events with a room full of women who weigh half as much as you do.

…men never forgive like women.

I would rather have a man dog then a women dog because they do not bear like women dogs, it is a hard case it is shoking.

Mitt Romney's numbers are crushing Donald Trump's numbers with women. Crushing them.

It's just that only now are women coming around, and when someone as striking as Alanis or Sheryl Crow comes out, the public just needs something to compare it to.

Yeah, I can see why beautiful cars are compared to beautiful women... they usually belong to someone else.

I find that men are far more vain than women.

The trouble with women is, that when they grow up, they turn into their mothers. The trouble with men is, that they don't.

American girls are as clever at concealing their parents as English women are at concealing their past.

When are four women ever happy for another woman getting something they'd love to have? Tell me that.

Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'

Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.

Topologically, men and women are identical. Some things are just larger and more developed in one than the other and positioned differently.

Men are less forgiving than women.

I think, on the whole, men are much more shallow than women.

Old age is better for women than for men. First of all, they have less far to fall, since their lives are more mediocre than those of most men.

When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

I'm not saying that men make better fathers than women do mothers.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

I need six weeks of rehearsal and women need nine months and it took me 15 years to figure that out

Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud; but, God He knows, thy share thereof is small.

Men have marble, women waxen, minds.