Quotes About Comparison

The trouble with women is, that when they grow up, they turn into their mothers. The trouble with men is, that they don't.

It would be unfair to expect people to be as remarkable as oneself.

People are so annoying. All my pianists look exactly like poets; and all my poets look exactly like pianists.

none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

Meredith is a prose Browning. So is Browning.

Gwendolen.  How absurd to talk of the equality of the sexes!  Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinitely beyond us.

The only thing that sustains one  through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling I have always cultivated.

Even as a cow she was lovely.

She uttered a sound rather like an elephant taking its foot out of a mud hole in a Burmese teak forest.

He was more like something out of Dickens than anything human.

274 My father is just like Piero della Francesca's father: metaphorical.

She gazed at Berry with stolid affection, like a cow inspecting a turnip.

A guy once told me that girls' purses reminded him of spiders.

Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I really hate it when girls do that.I mean, yes, she's older, but I have boobs, too.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Check it out-this is a copy of a painting of a Greek High Priestess named Calliope. it says she was also the Poet Laureate after Sappho. Doesn't she look exactly like Cher?' Wow, that's insane. She does look just like young Cher,' Erin said. Yeah, before she started wearing those white wigs. What the hell's up with that?' Shaunee said. Damien gave the Twins a look. 'There is nothing wrong with Cher. Absolutely. Nothing.' Uh-oh,' Shaunee said. Stepped on a gay nerve,' Erin agreed.

Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.

everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative.

Have you ever been turned down by a girl who afterwards married and then been introduced to her husband? If so you'll understand how I felt when Clarence burst on me. You know the feeling. First of all, when you hear about the marriage, you say to yourself, I wonder what he's like. Then you meet him, and think, There must be some mistake. She can't have preferred this to me!

Between an egg that is fried and an egg that is cremated there is a wide and substantial difference.

No novelists any good except me. Sovietski -- yah! Nastikoff -- bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me. P. G. Wodehouse and Tolstoi not bad. Not good, but not bad. No novelists any good except me.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

Would you say my head was like a pumpkin, Wooster?' 'Not a bit, old man.' 'Not like a pumpkin?' 'No, not like a pumpkin. A touch of the dome of St Paul's, perhaps.