Quotes About Comparison

Movie Jesus is a whole lot different from Bible Jesus

Only one sort of man is worse than an Italian when it comes to their appetite for women." "Oh? And what is that?" "A Frenchmen.

But ain't it always the way, Birdie, that the easiest faults to find in other people are the ones you got yourself?

It's funny how when you think you've got problems, you usually don't have to look far to find someone who's in a lot worse shape.

Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?

Civilization culminates in the power-press. It is the grand total of the difference between a boastful United Statian and a beastly Hottentot, —between Yankee Doodle and Timbucktoodle

I probably hit the ball as far today as I did 40 years ago. That just shouldn't be.

I went out to lunch today and ordered a Dr. Pepper. The waitress said, "We don't have Dr. Pepper; we have Mr. Pibb. It's the same thing." It's not the same thing at all. Dr. Pepper went to school an extra four years. He's much more qualified to be a soft drink. We don't even know if Mr. Pibb has a G.E.D.

Someone else's idea of happiness was a lot easier to attain than a happiness I could not envision and didn't think I deserved.

I may believe I'm not up to snuff, but Jill? Jill thinks I can date the Great Gatsby.

We only talk shit about the women we're afraid jeopardize the things we have and want. That's why when I was fat, people made fun of me, but no one gossiped about me.

[To Dan Quayle:] Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy.

If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it

They were satisfied with their lives which had none of the vibrance his own was taking on. And he was angry at himself, that he could not change that for them.

Age becomes reality when you hear someone refer to that attractive young woman standing next to the woman in the green dress, and you find that you're the one in the green dress.

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?

Too much is written by the men who can't write about the men who do write.

Every author has the whole past to contend with; all the centuries are upon him. He is compared with Homer, Dante, Shakespeare, Milton.

There is a difference, Mr. President, between Christian extremism and Muslim extremism. Christian extremism was in the 1400s. Muslim extremism was Wednesday.

Es tan bella que el mismo sol la envidia.

A dead man in Spain is more alive than a dead man anywhere in the world.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.

but there is every reason to think that the bulging cortex which would later measure stars and ice ages was still a dim, impoverished region in a skull box whose capacity was no greater than that of great apes.

Online motivation and inspiration with little information or authentic and authoritative direction seems to be on the same level as the addiction to online porn.