Quotes About Comparison

When I was growing up, one or two girls were beautiful, but it was not an aspiration, right?

A lot of people just assume men's tennis is better.

I don't run like any type of athlete.

There are so many other way more popular athletes than me.

I don't know how we judge performance when you have 13 pass attempts to the other guy's 40.

The horrible truth is that if you end up giving my wife more money than I've given her, she's more likely to find you attractive.

I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness.

The audiences in the U.K. like me more than in America.

When big teams play each other, you automatically want to raise your game. You want to see what level you're at, and you know you have to step up.

I'd like to say it is only average people who revel in the mistakes of others.

Don't let anyone be close to how good you are, no matter what the division is - one, two or three. It doesn't matter, everyone plays football. It doesn't matter who the competition is.

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.

What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?

As Donald says, I am his Valerie Jarrett.

Donald Trump is white ISIS - WISIS.

I'm not a doctor. I can only assess that Donald Trump that I knew in 2003 and the Donald Trump that I knew in 2017. And he is not the same man.

I wouldn't want my comedy show to hurt anybody. I'm not Donald Trump.

I think every girl always has doubts about her body.

I'd rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman.

I love what Drake does, but I don't want to be called the Drake of country.

I think I can do things better than other people, which is dreadful.

I'm not Giovinco. I don't get the ball and dribble past three players.

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

I think The Weeknd is an incredible melodically driven artist. People often say to me that he sounds a lot like what I do, and I'm sure that the influence is there. But he's not me, nor is he trying to be me.