Quotes About Comparison

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.

I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded.

I said to Mum, "Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football.

I suppose this is what life will be like for me—never having a boyfriend, always just living through others

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

The diiference between men and dogs is dogs don't allow the dumbest and most inept members to become leaders of the pack.

Religion struck me so vague a thing at best, that I could perceive no advantage of any one system over any other.

Tell me, Was Venus more beautiful Than you are, When she topped The crinkled waves, Drifting shoreward On her plaited shell? Was Botticelli?s vision Fairer than mine; And were the painted rosebuds He tossed his lady Of better worth Than the words I blow about you To cover your too great loveliness As with a gauze Of misted silver?

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Do you seek Alcides' equal? None is, except himself.

To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, mad with an inferior, degrading.

So far as it goes, a small thing may give analogy of great things, and show the tracks of knowledge.

I boiled every equation down to these simple terms: was I lovable or was I ugly?

Ethan: "You think I'm a hero?" Beth: "Yes." Ethan: "But lousy husband material?" Like that really mattered to him. Beth: "Don't sweat it. So was Superman.

Od pÃ…â"¢írody je Rusko obdaÃ…â"¢eno mnohem bohatÄ›ji úrodností a nerostným bohatstvím vÅ¡eho druhu než Spojené státy americké. Kdyby Rusové provádÄ›li kapitalistickou politiku jako Ameri?ané, byli by dnes nejbohatÅ¡ím národem svÄ›ta.

Why do they all loathe capitalism? Why do they, while en-joying the well-being capitalism bestows upon them, cast long-ing glances upon the "good old days" of the past and the miser-able conditions of the present-day Russian worker?

The masses do not like those who surpass them in any regard. The average man envies and hates those who are different.

Pick ten strangers and stick them in a room, and ask them which of us they feel sorrier for - you or me - and we all know who they'll choose.

The Native Americans know that wolves are mirrors for humans. What they show us are our strengths and weaknesses... When I lived with the wolves, I was proud of the reflection of myself. But when I came back, I always paled in comparison.

It's the way he gets noticed, you know? I mean, imagine what it would be like if you were a squirrel living in the elephant cage at the zoo. Does anyone ever go there and say, Hey check out that squirrel? No, because there's something so much bigger you notice first.

Over her shoulder was Josie-and for the first time, Alex could really see a piece of herself in her daughter. It wasn't so much the shape of the face but the shine of it; not the color of the eyes but the dream caught like smoke in them. There was no amount of expensive makeup that would make her look the way her Josie did; that was simply what falling in love did to a person. Could you be jealous of your own child?

Happiness was relative