Quotes About Mishaps

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

When I was a kid, back in the days before cell phone cameras, I had disposable cameras I took a lot of pictures with and I just remember something always went wrong.

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

Health IT helps save lives now lost due to preventable medical errors, from incorrect diagnoses and needless infections to drug mix-ups and surgical mishaps.

The best plans of men and mice often go awry.

My sense of humor often gets me in trouble.

I'm always ripping clothing. It's so embarrassing.

I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault.

You get yourself into more scrapes than a pat of butter," she said.

My restlessness makes me a far better day-to-day traveler than he will ever be. I am infinitely curious and almost infinitely patient with mishaps, discomforts, and minor disasters. So I can go anywhere on the planet—that's not a problem. The problem is that I just can't live anywhere on the planet.

Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the Joseph Stalin of laundry.

Stupid cheap bracket. Nothing was going right today. Or the day before. Jake had been so preoccupied earlier he'd forgotten to shut off the electric and had gotten zapped good. Then when he'd shut off the electric, he'd whacked his head on the corner of the fuse box door. All

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Chapter XVIII – Everything That Could Possibly Go Wrong

I predict a bad end for your race, humans,' Zoltan Chivay said grimly. 'Every sentient creature on this earth, when it falls into want, poverty and misfortune, usually cleaves to his own. Because it's easier to survive the bad times in a group, helping one another. But you, humans, you just wait for a chance to make money from other people's mishaps.

Accidents will happen in the best regulated families.

but I've lost count of the number of times things like that happen to me.

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.

Tuesdays were meant for accidents, disappointments, and bad news.

The typical accident involves seven consecutive human errors. One

Accidents happen all the time.

Where did you learn to ride anyway? Disasters-R-Us? (Tory)

Is there a phone I can use? (Talon) In the kitchen. (Sunshine) Could you please bring it to me? (Talon) It's not cordless. I always lose those things or I drop them someplace and break them. The last one I had ended up drowning in the toilet. (Sunshine)