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Quotes About Fire

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
~ Tommy Cooper
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
~ Will Rogers
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.
~ Frankie Boyle
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
~ Jerry Coleman
Bercelak's kin kept themselves busy by sharpening weapons, reading, talking, or setting things on fire with small bursts of flame.
~ G.A. Aiken
We call them grunters. They're ghost hunters but grunters is more appropriate because most of them are pigs.
~ Wendy Milton, Angel of Fire
Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.
~ Lois Greiman, Unplugged
The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.
~ Lois Greiman, Unzipped
...flames moved towards himand dropped within-singed and marred his tender skin ...(the frightful plight tale)
~ Muse, Enigmatic Evolution
Human skin hisses like a rattlesnake when it burns.
~ James Patterson, Murder Games
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
~ Michaela Haze, The Bleeders
come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon
~ Kevin Hearne, Trapped
... the house is on fire, but go ahead - finish painting the verandah...
~ John Geddes, A Familiar Rain
This is 911 dispatch, and the nature of your emergency… fire, ambulance, police or… physics?
~ Simon Oliver, Collider #1
Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.
~ Danielle Sibarium, For Always
Every bush can burn if you fire it with your imagination.
~ Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Aspirations don't make poets, perseverance does. Flow with the emotions, let your imagination soar, find what ignites the fire within and let it go wild.
~ Balroop Singh
All empires are created of blood and fire.
~ Pablo Escobar
You never have to advertise a fire. Everyone comes running when there's a fire. Likewise, if your church is on fire, you will not have to advertise it. The community will already know it.
~ Leonard Ravenhill
Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire.
~ Patti Smith
Without passion, you don't have any energy, and without energy, you simply have nothing
~ Donald Trump
I found the purpose of my existence, and also the purpose of my circumstance. There's a purpose for why you're in the fire.
~ Nick Vujicic
As fire is not extinguished by fire, so anger is not conquered by anger, but is made even more inflamed. But meekness often subdues even the most beastly enemies, softens them and pacifies them.
~ Tikhon of Zadonsk