Quotes About Transformation

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn't doing what I was doing.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.

Why are there no "during" pictures?

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.

One of the things that's often forgotten about drug rehabilitation, it's not a destiny. It's a journey.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it.

We need a politician who hates politics.

What Grimm fairy tale featured apiarian morphing humans?

Oh get over it Cecilia! You are no longer human. Such decorum doesn't exist amongst our kind

Gradually you became my worst memories with a beautiful past

Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red.

You're all here. Mixed in a bit with some of my cells. May have to redefine our relationship after this.

Forthwith I crush this acid lemonFreeing myself of the malefic venomHither I let thee rottenLet my curse be forgotten.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.