Quotes About Teenager

A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrows math test.

Being a teenager it's nearly impossible to find someone who is truly there for you. A lot of teenagers still don't know themselves.

Hi, you've reached Caitlin! I'm either on the other line or I'm purposely ignoring you. Or maybe Mrs. Mitchell confiscated my phone for texting in class again... Leave a message and if I deem you worthy, or at least hot, I'll call you back. Mwah!

If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

For some, the unborn child is sacred to a degree the teenager never attains.

He was young, no older than fifteen, pale and dark-haired, wearing jeans and a soft white T-shirt that had SHAKESPEARE HATES YOUR EMO POEMS written across the chest.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography. Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and, in this, hasn't changed since the time of di..ens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman.

She was a soul-sucking vampire and I was a sixteen-year-old cheerleader, but I was damned if she was going to suck the life out of all my friends. High school was hard enough.

Participant: I have this eighteen-year-old son whom I haven't been able to communicate with.

This meant he belonged to a special subcategory of human called a "teenager," the chief characteristics of which were a weakened resistance to gravity, a vocabulary of grunts, a lack of spatial awareness, copious amounts of masturbation, and an unending appetite for cereal.

He was fifteen years old. This meant he belonged to a special subcategory of human called a "teenager," the chief characteristics of which were a weakened resistance to gravity, a vocabulary of grunts, a lack of spatial awareness, copious amounts of masturbation, and an unending appetite for cereal.

I think there's a time in your life where you don't feel like you fit in. I think everyone has that when you're a teenager, especially, and especially in the society we live in.

was an antidote to the self-consciousness that consumed me as an eccentric teenager in search of an identity.

I was a nerd in high school. Still am. That is why I had to write I KISSED A GHOUL ... because it is about a nerd in high school. It is my first Young Adult book too. Hope you enjoy it...

When I was a teenager, my dad used to call me 'Hollywood' because I wore sunglasses all the time, even at night. Cue song.

As a teenager, Michel believed that suffering conferred dignity on a person. Now he had to admit that he had been wrong. What conferred dignity on people was television.

She just turned fifteen.

He rehearses these fantasies as a teenager and eventually acts them out, as one after the other innocent person falls victim, without the slightest regard for their pain or the agony of the families and loved ones they have left behind.

Hansu had not been in a forest since he was a boy—that time before he became a tough teenager who could hustle and steal with the wisest street kids of Osaka.

Remember, this was back in the '90s, before the only way to be a cool teenager was to have a baby or a reality show (or both).